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Monday, January 09, 2017

The 16 Points of the Cuckservative

Ilsepher posted them on Gab. I took the liberty of adding a few refinements here and there. I just wish we'd had this to include in Cuckservative. We may have to add another appendix to the ebook.

  1. The Cuckservative recognizes that it is an imperative, and the chief solemn duty of all American men and women, to fight for the rights, welfare, security, happiness, justice, and well-being of the entire third world and its posterity, and provide them with free access to the fruits of our land, our people, and our welfare system.
  2. The Cuckservative realizes there is something magical about the American geography that instills a predilection and reverence for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant ideals, small government, and the American way of life, in anyone who resides there.
  3. The Cuckservative recognizes that it is always better to adhere to one’s principles and lose than risk betraying those principles by winning.
  4. The Cuckservative disavows every form of religious or ethnic state and recognizes that we must all strive towards a more inclusive United States, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada.
  5. The religious ethnostate of Israel, and its right to remain exclusively Jewish, are intrinsically legitimate and must never be questioned or criticized.
  6. The U.S. Constitution is a sacred and inspired document, and the historical American nation as envisioned by the Founding Fathers must be carefully conserved.
  7. The United States of America is a proposition nation, unique from all other nations, due to its Magic Dirt.
  8. Rigorous adherence to the scientific method, including the social sciences, is vital in order to create policies based on reason, evidence, and statistics to better address, and understand, serious societal problems such as crime, poverty, inequality, and racism. Unlike liberals, the Cuckservative reasons on the basis of facts and does not allow emotions or societal norms to dictate his views, regardless of how controversial.
  9. Race does not exist, and even if it did, this uninclusive hatefact would not be relevant to the Cuckservative or his wife's black son. PLEASE DON'T CALL ME RACIST!
  10. The Cuckservative exhibits dutiful and unquestioning faith in the teachings of the Judeo-Christian Church, and strives to instill subsequent generations with the Judeo-Christian values of inclusiveness, tolerance, self-love, and the revelation of the inherently good nature of man as embodied by Churchian teachings.
  11. The Cuckservative understands that diversity and multiculturalism are our greatest strengths, and that discrimination and intolerance of other lifestyles or people are evil, as was taught by Judeo-Christ himself.
  12. The Cuckservative must always stand like a rock in a stream of policies for muh principles.
  13. The Cuckservative understands he must change with the times lest he risk irrelevance in the face of the progressive evolution of society, by periodically questioning and amending his principles. 
  14. The Cuckservative knows moderacy is a virtue and it is his solemn duty to hold his nominal allies to a higher standard than liberals. A Cuckservative should not hesitate to take the side of a liberal if a fellow conservative gets unruly in debate and betrays the conservative principles of Decency, Tolerance, and Inclusiveness.
  15. The Cuckservative cares what you think about him. Especially if you are a liberal, socialist, communist. That goes double if you are black or gay, triple if you are a woman or Jewish.
  16. The Cuckservative pledges allegiance, to the Dirt, of the United States of America, and to the Equality for which it stands, One World, under the deity or abstract ideal of your current preference, with Tolerance and Inclusion for All.
But I think the cuckservative philosophy is can be summed up thusly: the best Americans are foreigners born abroad.

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114 Comments:

Blogger Robert Divinity January 09, 2017 11:08 AM  

Number 15 for the win. In fact, how others perceive the Cuckservative really is the only "principle" that animates him.

Anonymous NateM January 09, 2017 11:10 AM  

"Judeo-Christ"

I lol'd

Anonymous Vin January 09, 2017 11:17 AM  

I'm surprised they still have the balls to include Christian in 'our Judeo-Christian heritage'

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable January 09, 2017 11:19 AM  

... as was taught by Judeo-Christ himself

Thanks, Vox. I have never ROFL'd before. Today, I ROFL'd.

Blogger Joshua_D January 09, 2017 11:19 AM  

NateM wrote:"Judeo-Christ"

I lol'd


Me too. That's excellent rhetoric right there.

Anonymous BBGKB January 09, 2017 11:22 AM  

.Race does not exist, and even if it did, this uncomfortable fact would not be relevant to the Cuckservative or his black son

Especially if the son is used as a niglet shield like the 2 gay jews that harassed Ivanka or David French.

Blogger mushroom January 09, 2017 11:24 AM  

That is so touching and powerful. I could feel the testosterone flowing from my body as I recited each point aloud.

Blogger Casher O'Neill January 09, 2017 11:26 AM  

Number 3 is the major fallback for a lot of intellectual cuckservatives I know and is consequently a schwerpunkt. The problem with the formulation here is that it affirms their position and reinforces it even if the irony or manifest silliness of the other propositions may undercut cuckservativism more generally. Once you say "betray" your principles, the debate is over for them, and the psychological reasons for that are quite healthy; no one wants to betray something noble like a principle.

Finding a formulation where their false principles are associated with failure, cluelessness, self-deception may be better. E.g., something like, "No amount of failure, including the loss of the principles themselves, will ever cause a cuckservative to question 'muh principles'"

Blogger g wood January 09, 2017 11:28 AM  

17a. No man must ever touch, or say anything to, or look at a woman in any way that makes her feel in any way threatened or uncomfortable.
17b. Women are just as capable as any man of being Navy SEALS, Army Rangers, or Force Recon Marines.

Blogger Brian H January 09, 2017 11:28 AM  

Funny part is, there are some really scathing points here that I think would totally go over many a-cuck's heads as being completely un-sarcastic/un-ironic.

3. This could be rhetorically sharpened with:

The Cuckservative recognizes that it is better to adhere to one’s principles and lose [everything], than to betray those principles and win [at least once in a while].

Blogger ZaijiaN January 09, 2017 11:35 AM  

So a liberal black gay Jewish (converted) woman's opinion is worth... 36x more? Get them an op-ed page on NRO, stat!

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr January 09, 2017 11:38 AM  

A bit OT, but http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2017/01/germany-is-turning-itself-in-to-what-it.html#disqus_thread should come as no surprise to any regular here...but it shows that the ideas are spreading.

Blogger VD January 09, 2017 11:41 AM  

Modified accordingly.

3. The Cuckservative recognizes that it is always better to adhere to one’s principles and lose than risk betraying those principles by winning.

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros January 09, 2017 11:42 AM  

@12 Is this... trolling? I can't tell if this is just a really good troll.

I love the nice touch where your chosen name alludes to Chesterton, a man who wanted the Jews to have their own homeland to relieve the pressure of the Jewish Problem from European nations.

Scolding people who believe Chesterton was right is just... Poe's Law is a bitch sometimes.

Blogger JohnofAustria January 09, 2017 11:43 AM  

>personally been in contact with the ADL

Oh my sides, I'm dying laughing. You can't make this stuff up.

Blogger VD January 09, 2017 11:44 AM  

If you're going to address Mr. John C. Wright in that manner, Mr. Cat, please do so on his blog, not mine.

Blogger pyrrhus January 09, 2017 11:46 AM  

On #6, is there a "not" missing?

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr January 09, 2017 11:46 AM  

One day, I'd like to see the material from Cuckservative reworked into a scholarly history of the failures and successes of the Melting Pot and American immigration policy. There was some material in that book (notably the fact that a significant number of immigrants continued to speak German until a major assimilation effort was mounted in the First World War) that don't get mentioned.

My study of American history shows a pattern...open immigration for 20-30 years, followed by a closed-borders policy for a similar period. It's cyclic. The forced open-borders policy of the 1965-present timeframe has stressed tolerance beyond the breaking point, the backlash is now under way.

Blogger VD January 09, 2017 11:47 AM  

On #6, is there a "not" missing?

No. Read #7....

Anonymous #5454 January 09, 2017 11:50 AM  

What a shiv sharpener this is. Brutal.

Anonymous Cadwallander J January 09, 2017 11:56 AM  

Today the shiv has been plunged - shaft and berried hilt - deep into the squishy heart of the cuck. Well done.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan January 09, 2017 11:57 AM  

Yes but a cuckservative can garner respect from the left and respect is the coin of the realm at least for the Right, one must be respectable or all is lost.

And Smart Badges, those are important too, and they don't come easy.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan January 09, 2017 12:07 PM  

17th and missing point, We cuckservatives exist to legitimize the mental shitfest of "ists", "isms" and phobias.

That some of the alt-hype does as well is a waste of time at best.

Anonymous To Mock a Killingbird January 09, 2017 12:11 PM  

"the historical American nation as envisioned by the Founding Fathers must be carefully conserved."

And proposes nothing to remove mutations like the Sixteenth and Seventeenth Amendments.

Blogger pyrrhus January 09, 2017 12:15 PM  

@9 #17c--No principle is as important as not offending liberal women...

Anonymous BadThink665321 January 09, 2017 12:15 PM  

Re #3: so the end justifies the means?

OpenID rufusdog January 09, 2017 12:16 PM  

#3, a stumbling stone for many.

One could apply that one broadly to the right.

Blogger Earl January 09, 2017 12:19 PM  

I love the "my wife's son" meme so much. I wish it was more popular. I once told a Christian deacon that it is dishonorable to join with a single mom and take up the rearing of another man's offspring. He said it is one of the most honorable things a Christian can do, like rescuing babies left for exposure on the hillside, or adopting pagan Roman orphans, stealing them for Christ.

Blogger Robert Divinity January 09, 2017 12:21 PM  

Re #3: so the end justifies the means?

Usually.

Anonymous ZhukovG January 09, 2017 12:22 PM  

@ BadThink665321

Yes it can.

Blogger Brian H January 09, 2017 12:22 PM  

So well said. They really need to be gently but assertively mocked on this.

Cucks will not understand the silly implication of taking their principles down with the ship without mocking its logical extreme.

Anonymous Edjamacator January 09, 2017 12:24 PM  

#2 - I'll bet most conservatives wouldn't take that in any way other than exactly as it is written, and believe it. The "magic" part simply meaning something romantic, like "the magic of a sunset" or such.

I'll post the whole thing to a somewhat big group of righties and see what happens. Link included, of course.

Blogger Escoffier January 09, 2017 12:24 PM  

This is astoundingly good but am I missing the joke on #8? It seems to me the punch line should be something like 'the cuck wants the best science so he can ignore it' or something like that? Other than that this is amazing!

Blogger Makeshift January 09, 2017 12:26 PM  

Can someone explain how they get away with no.5 to me? I've never heard a coherent argument that doesn't involve oppression or the holocaust.

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros January 09, 2017 12:28 PM  

Point 8 is directly contradictory to Point 9. Similarly, Points 4&5, 6&7, and 12&13 are contradictory pairs.

Anonymous Edjamacator January 09, 2017 12:31 PM  

#28 I love the "my wife's son" meme so much. I wish it was more popular. I once told a Christian deacon that it is dishonorable to join with a single mom and take up the rearing of another man's offspring. He said it is one of the most honorable things a Christian can do, like rescuing babies left for exposure on the hillside, or adopting pagan Roman orphans, stealing them for Christ.

This is one thing I can understand. In a spiritual way, we started as children of Satan, and we have been "adopted" into God's family. So, it's easy to see where a Christian would not have a problem with it. The kid also can't be blamed for who his father is/was, so if a guy is truly interested in some girl, and he doesn't care that the kid isn't his, whatever. It's not for me, personally, but I won't condemn anyone for it. If it wasn't for the clear allusion to the spiritual version of adoption, I could get more onboard, but, it is there.

From a purely humanistic mindset, I get it. But, we're not supposed to be purely humanistic.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab January 09, 2017 12:33 PM  

Does one of those points have as a caveat that under no circumstances must we conserve anything, except liberal gains?

Anonymous VFM #0265 January 09, 2017 12:34 PM  

...As tought by Judeo-Christ himself.. LMAO!

Yeah, the commentariat seems to be unanimous in this regard.

That is some funny $h!t right there!

Blogger SouthRon January 09, 2017 12:38 PM  

Escoffier wrote:This is astoundingly good but am I missing the joke on #8?

Ezekiel Cassandros wrote:Point 8 is directly contradictory to Point 9.

Also, point 8, like the Cuckservative himself, is self-contradictory. The scientific method no more exists in the social sciences than conservatism exists in the Cuckservative conserving unto his posterity the heritage of the foreigner.

Anonymous Mathias January 09, 2017 12:46 PM  

@26

If you are locked in a struggle with an enemy who is hostile to your principles, and you fail to win, your principles will be violated by the Man who does. Thusly, losing a fight for supremacy over adhering to your principles is equivalent to betraying them yourself permanently, effect-wise. However, if you win, even if you temporarily "betray" your principles in the process, the probability of reinstating them once you have power is high, as long as you don't become the monster you fight in the process.

Blogger Escoffier January 09, 2017 12:48 PM  

SouthRon wrote:Escoffier wrote:This is astoundingly good but am I missing the joke on #8?

Ezekiel Cassandros wrote:Point 8 is directly contradictory to Point 9.

Also, point 8, like the Cuckservative himself, is self-contradictory. The scientific method no more exists in the social sciences than conservatism exists in the Cuckservative conserving unto his posterity the heritage of the foreigner.


Maybe I'm thick or maybe it's too subtle or it may just be that comedy tends to be very personal but still not getting it. If everyone else does feel free to ignore me.

Blogger praetorian January 09, 2017 1:01 PM  

OT: say what one will about his wardrobe (nigga, I know you didn't get that shit in the men's section) but Vox is right: Prince was based.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-09/prince-hoarded-cash-owned-67-10-ounce-gold-bars-when-he-died-avoided-stocks-and-bond

Blogger maniacprovost January 09, 2017 1:02 PM  

There's a line somewhere in the grey area... Is it a Christian work to take care of an orphan? Sure. Is it a "good work" to marry a single mother? Maybe- taking in the kid isn't your primary motive. There's selfishness involved. If that makes you a "cuck," which it kinda does, so be it.

But should we actively encourage beta males to go seek out damaged goods? Not really. Warning against it, more like.

The line is somewhere in there.

Anonymous Philipp January 09, 2017 1:04 PM  

Brilliant! Funny. And only too true.

Blogger Cecil Henry January 09, 2017 1:13 PM  

That last statement is so true:

The best Americans, Canadians, Australians, Swedes, Finlanders, and European nation, are foreign non-White immigrants.

Hey, this evil traitor even said it:


Former Swedish PM: Sweden belongs to the immigrants - not the Swedes

http://www.speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.576/former-swedish-pm-sweden-belongs-to-the-immigrants-not-the-swedes.html


Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, White countries for Everyone IS White Genocide.

Anonymous The OASF January 09, 2017 1:18 PM  

As I read this I was waiting for the big "LOL" payoff...

wait for it... wait for it...

"Judeo-Christ himself"

LOL

Anonymous VFM #7916 January 09, 2017 1:21 PM  

@35.

Contradictory points? That's the point.

Blogger YIH January 09, 2017 1:25 PM  

Another example of cuckservatism is going to happen a week from today: The worship of MLK (complete with ''is a true conservative'') despite the fact that most of ''his'' writings were plagiarism - including about 90% of the speech that deified him to the cucks.
The real MLK was not exactly any kind of saint, and who, if you read what he actually said in a friendly interview for Playboy (SFW) will show you just how idiotic cuckservatives are.
But like clockwork, next Monday they'll be singing the praises of the Barak Obama of the 1960's.

Blogger frigger611 January 09, 2017 1:27 PM  

Great list! But I think #8 should actually read more like "Rigorous adherence to the scientific method is important in all fields of inquiry EXCEPT evolutionary biology and human biodiversity, where to question the noble notion of equality is a sin..."

I think a lot of cucks and all progs of course shy away from science when it comes to discussions on race and culture etc. but perhaps I am missing something?

Anonymous Faceless January 09, 2017 1:33 PM  

@42

I don't know which one to quote, and Dalrock has chronicled this weird missionary marrying behavior that is for thee not me for a good long while, but in summary on that:

- Single mothers are like Super Virgins, they're better in every way for the Russel Moore and John Piper types, because they combine all female purity plus a weird neo-widow need to be saved, over and over again.
- It demonstrates, one more time, that modern Churchianity hates the Christian male in general, and the single Christian male in particular, and wants to place him (or at least his assets, his self worth, and his balls) in a hot brazier to sacrifice to female fertility. In this way, it's the anti-Baal/Molech because they flipped it and worship female fertility, which makes it all OK.

OpenID elijahrhodes January 09, 2017 1:35 PM  

frigger611 stole my thunder. Indeed, the Cuck will defer to science in all things, except when the subject is race and genetic differences, or when it threatens its foundational pillar of equality.

Blogger Dave January 09, 2017 1:36 PM  

Periods of intermittent sperginess to be followed by considerable sperginess.

Anonymous The OASF January 09, 2017 1:41 PM  

@1 I'd go for #15 for the win, but either of them would work.

15. "The Cuckservative knows moderacy is a virtue and it is his solemn duty to hold his nominal allies to a higher standard than liberals. A Cuckservative should not hesitate to take the side of a liberal if a fellow conservative gets unruly in debate and betrays the conservative principles of Decency, Tolerance, and Inclusiveness."

The strategic placement of the word "nominal" was also in for the win LOL.

No honor among thieves = No honor among cuckies

Blogger Durandel Almiras January 09, 2017 1:44 PM  

I'm with Escoffier, #8 is so subtle that I don't think the cucks will get that it contradicts #9.

Anonymous Faceless January 09, 2017 1:47 PM  

@53

#9 could have one more sentence like:

It should be grounds for expulsion from polite society, loss of livelihood, and imprisonment to entertain applying the scientific method to issues of race.

[You have to call them issues of race instead of race issues because they are people of color, not colored people, even though the rules of English would tell you these are exactly the same phrases...]

Blogger Durandel Almiras January 09, 2017 1:49 PM  

I take it back. It's a tempo issue, not content. If you pause before reading the second paragraph, it flows better into its contradiction in #9.

Blogger Earl January 09, 2017 1:49 PM  

It's not biblical to marry a used up single mother in a Christian society. Maybe if Christians were a persecuted, hated minority and their theology was banned. Then, raising bastards to be Christian would be acceptable.

We live in the age of Hosea.

Anonymous Judeo-Christ January 09, 2017 1:51 PM  

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any American hears my voice, and opens the door, I will send him:

* Muslims
* Jews
* Mexicans
* East Asians
* H1B Visa Applicants
* Africans
* African Muslims
* A single mom to be his wife, and his new wife's son

They will come to him, and dine with him, and he can pay the bill.

Blogger Durandel Almiras January 09, 2017 1:55 PM  

Vox, your summary at the end should be a point:

#17: The Cuckservative knows that the best Americans/Westerners are foreigners.

Anonymous Gen. Kong January 09, 2017 1:56 PM  

Vin wrote:I'm surprised they still have the balls to include Christian in 'our Judeo-Christian heritage'

It's just a temporary measure. The term will be replaced eventually with "Islamic".

Anonymous Judeo-Christ January 09, 2017 2:01 PM  

Do not resist a non-white person! If someone rapes your wife, give him your daughters also.

Blogger Bard January 09, 2017 2:03 PM  

Judeo Christ. That is a keeper.

Blogger Durandel Almiras January 09, 2017 2:12 PM  

Keep them coming Judeo-Christ. Can you tell us about the Good Samaritan?

Blogger John Morris January 09, 2017 2:19 PM  

Earl wrote:I love the "my wife's son" meme so much. I wish it was more popular. I once told a Christian deacon that it is dishonorable to join with a single mom and take up the rearing of another man's offspring. He said it is one of the most honorable things a Christian can do, like rescuing babies left for exposure on the hillside, or adopting pagan Roman orphans, stealing them for Christ.

How about this for a rule to deal with the question?

The child is always innocent, this is pretty uncontroversial, right? The mother on the other hand can and should be judged. If the father of her child currently reposes with the honored dead at Arlington, she is honorable and her previous marriage is no blemish. Place that as one point on a spectrum and a mudshark who hooked up for a romp and spawned at the other a future ward of the State at the other. Weigh accordingly. She better have -major- pluses to balance being very far on the wrong end of that spectrum to be considered a candidate for putting a ring on.

Now for real hatefact. If we aren't dealing with an infant, the child too has to be judged if you are contemplating assuming legal responsibility. If you are buying into a young thug that has to be weighed in the balance.

Anonymous Judeo-Christ January 09, 2017 2:19 PM  

But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, brought him to an inn and took care of him.

The next day he gave the man citizenship, welfare benefits, a free college education, his son's job, and his wife for "comfort." Then the man invited his family, friends, and terror cell, and they to were given all these things.

Go and do likewise. But only for non-whites.

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros January 09, 2017 2:39 PM  

It's hard to beat Vox's take on the Good Samaritan.

And don't forget, "He who looks after his own, and especially his own family, has denied the faith and is worse less than an unbeliever."

Anonymous llsepher January 09, 2017 2:41 PM  

WooHoo!!! Front pageee!!! lol

Blogger frigger611 January 09, 2017 2:56 PM  

@64

That was awesome!

Blogger Cail Corishev January 09, 2017 2:56 PM  

There's a line somewhere in the grey area...

And when the man says, "I'm not a racist!" and shows you a picture of his mixed family or adopted black child to prove it, he's way, way over on the wrong side of the line.

Anonymous Random American January 09, 2017 3:28 PM  

"Judeo Christ"....instant classic.

Anonymous The OASF January 09, 2017 3:38 PM  

Where are the meme masters? We need one with Glenn Beck... sobbing with the Cheetohs smear on his face... above his pic should read

"Judeo-Christ"

Below should read...

"The lid of whose Cheetos cylinder I am not worthy to remove..."

Anonymous Everyday.Allday January 09, 2017 3:59 PM  

Vox, where do reparations fit within the 16 points of light?

http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/mark-judge/michael-eric-dyson-calls-whites-have-ira-individual-reparations-account

Love it. Every.Single.Day. something new to bring new folks to our side. Btw, who is "white" according to Dyson? Zimmerman? Ramos? Shakira? Jimmy Smits?

Blogger Noah B The MacroAggressor January 09, 2017 4:05 PM  

If it saves just one ethnic restaurant, it's worth it.

Blogger frigger611 January 09, 2017 4:23 PM  

This sums up my elation when Trump won and the cucks and lefties were so miserably crestfallen, (if Cartman were alt-rt and Scott is control-lft)

cruel and yet hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbIR51_J_qY

Blogger The Aardvark January 09, 2017 4:23 PM  

"Judeo-Christ himself"

RIOT!

Blogger lowercaseb January 09, 2017 4:50 PM  

llsepher wrote:WooHoo!!! Front pageee!!! lol

Well deserved!

Blogger Bob Loblaw January 09, 2017 4:52 PM  

The U.S. Constitution is a sacred and inspired document, and the historical American nation as envisioned by the Founding Fathers must be carefully conserved.

The constitution is an inspired document. But it's still just a document, and the US government hasn't been operating in the spirit of the document for most of its history. I'm not sure what they would be conserving.

And John Adams was right:

[W]e have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. . . . Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.

Blogger VD January 09, 2017 5:15 PM  

And off-topic attacks on Mike, Milo, Stefan, Roosh, or John C. Wright will get you spammed....

Anonymous Judeo-Christ January 09, 2017 5:27 PM  

@70 - have your wife's son ask and ye shall receive.

https://s24.postimg.org/q16vdtehx/glenn_beck_judeo_christ.jpg

Anonymous Post Alley Crackpot January 09, 2017 5:39 PM  

"The Cuckservative recognizes that it is always better to adhere to one's principles and lose than risk betraying those principles by winning ..."

Isn't this "winning by losing" essentially a Trotskyist position?

How does this predilection make them conservative, even in name only?

Blogger Noah B The MacroAggressor January 09, 2017 5:59 PM  

Judeo-Christ died in a chair in the corner for our lack of diversity and tolerance. Dark Lord Designs should sell figurines...

Blogger VFM #7634 January 09, 2017 6:08 PM  

Isn't this "winning by losing" essentially a Trotskyist position?

@80 Post Alley Crackpot
That's one I haven't heard before. The ultimate definition of WINNING: getting your skull caved in with an ice axe.

Anonymous simplytimothy January 09, 2017 6:30 PM  

On this day a meme was born

Anonymous Judeo-Christ January 09, 2017 6:37 PM  

I am the tolerance and the diversity and the equality. No one comes to privilege except through me.

OpenID nwinsor January 09, 2017 6:45 PM  

Vox, do you intend to post translations into Japanese (and maybe Chinese and Korean)? I have a friend in Nippon who might be willing to translate it into Japanese if you haven't already got that in the pipeline.

Blogger VD January 09, 2017 6:59 PM  

I have a friend in Nippon who might be willing to translate it into Japanese if you haven't already got that in the pipeline.

Go for it.

Anonymous Judeo-Christ January 09, 2017 7:27 PM  

The first and greatest commandment is: You shall love the Jews with all your heart and soul and mind and strength. And the second is like unto the first: You shall hate your neighbor as you hate yourself.

Anonymous llsepher January 09, 2017 7:34 PM  

Judeo-Christ you need to stop posting, I'm about to have a heart attack laughing at your bullshit.

Blogger Noah B The MacroAggressor January 09, 2017 7:43 PM  

O save us, Judeo-Christ, from stale and boring memes. Make us worthy of our wife's sons. Bless and protect this, our Magic Dirt.

Anonymous Judeo-Christ January 09, 2017 7:47 PM  

Let the pedophiles come to Me. I tell you the truth, whosoever really really wants to offend one of these little ones but pinkie swears that he never actually would, will probably do just fine on the Day of Judgment. But the homophobes who don't want them to be allowed to adopt? Millstones.

Anonymous NZT January 09, 2017 7:50 PM  

"A cuckservative is someone who loves his country so much that he wants people all over the world to enter her"

Blogger James McLaren January 09, 2017 7:52 PM  

cuckservatism is simply careerism. to call them principled - no. the only principle they uphold is self-interest. cucks perceive Jews as being the power of powers (correctly), so they serve (((them))). Organized Jewry tells them to throw their own white race under the bus, they do it with glee. it pays.

as Joe Sobran said many years ago, and it really should be the final word about professional conservatism:

"it was all a game; a way of making a living."

and that's it.

it's not one atom more complex than this, no matter how few standard deviations beneath God's IQ Vox imagines he is ;)

Blogger Noah B The MacroAggressor January 09, 2017 7:59 PM  

@92 I think you're giving the cucks way too much credit. I don't believe they're showing servitude to Israel and Jews in a calculated move to get ahead professionally or financially; they have wholeheartedly embraced doublethink. As crazy as they might seem, the 16 Points of the Cuckservative accurately reflect the cuck mindset.

Most of the cucks you encounter aren't making a living as political commentators, writers, and journalists. They are sacrificing their land and their people for nothing.

Blogger Kona Commuter January 09, 2017 8:02 PM  

@12 Sorry I couldn't quote

However from your link

"One little note; a major reason Europe has enjoyed so many decades of peace following WWII is the huge amount of state-sanctioned ethnic cleansing that took place from the Volga to the Rhine. This removed many of the simmering problems related to ethnic minorities stirring up trouble. Poles were forced at the end of a bayonet to Poland. Germans to Germany. Italians to Italy ... and for the most part that is what happened. Ugly, but effective and probably already saved the lives of tens of millions."

Whoa! I'd never thought of it that way

Blogger VD January 09, 2017 8:39 PM  

I have a friend in Nippon who might be willing to translate it into Japanese if you haven't already got that in the pipeline.

Go for it.

Blogger Quicksilver75 January 09, 2017 11:49 PM  

Appears to be a solid first draft. Next step will be to get it notarized by Erick Erickson, Rick Wilson & Ben Shapiro. P.J O'Rourke is an alternate if Erick & Rick are in bad spirits.

Blogger Noah B The MacroAggressor January 10, 2017 12:16 AM  

@96 Winning friends and influencing people the Talmudic way?

Blogger American Spartan January 10, 2017 12:59 AM  

The U.S. Constitution is a sacred and inspired document, and the historical American nation as envisioned by the Founding Fathers must be carefully conserved.

Hey vox, what is wrong with that? I need to know as to shut down cucks when they ask...Any tips?

Blogger S. Thermite January 10, 2017 1:10 AM  

Outstanding! Can't wait to use "as was taught by Judeo-Christ himself" and "I pledge allegiance to the Dirt" in my own writing.

Blogger S. Thermite January 10, 2017 1:17 AM  

@American Spartan

See comment #19, where Vox said to read Point #7. My take-away is that the two points contradict each other but cuckservatives claim to believe both.

Anonymous Mr. Rational January 10, 2017 1:39 AM  

Noah B The MacroAggressor wrote:They are sacrificing their land and their people for a mess of potage.
FTFY.

Blogger wreckage January 10, 2017 3:10 AM  

@96, it's interesting, isn't it, how hitting all the seemingly salient points in sequence doesn't actually produce good comedy?

Blogger wreckage January 10, 2017 3:13 AM  

A cuckservative is someone who gets turned on by seeing someone fuck his base.

That's it. That's the whole metric and everything you need to know about them, with a 100% forecast and backcast hit rate.

That. Above all else, is the reason for Trump, and the alt-right, and why people like Vox are going to edge into the mainstream; because the modern right politician gets hard watching his constituency get brutally, serially, arse-fucked.

Blogger Alec Rawls January 10, 2017 3:45 AM  

Indeed

Blogger Alec Rawls January 10, 2017 4:22 AM  

#6, a typo? A weird inside joke? A Hillary Clinton plant, trying to define alt-right as contemptuous of the White America's great invention of republican liberty? Where does that idea even begin to come from?

4 and 5 are contradictory, pointing out hypocrisy, ok, but 6, venerating the Constitution, stands alone as a charged idiocy. WTF?

It had BETTER be a typo, but even so, what the hell are people here thinking? Lemmings off a cliff? Seriously? Anyone here really think that emperor is wearing clothes? You are going to go along with the worst typo ever because you think Vox means it? Jesus, fix the damned typo Vox, before any more of your readers embarrass themselves by accepting it.

Blogger wreckage January 10, 2017 5:29 AM  

I think the point is a religious adherence to the Constitution completely bereft of an understanding of its meaning or intent. It is meant to stand alone as it makes a mockery of everything they do; and it is also meant to ridicule treating the Constitution not as a legally binding document but as direct divine revelation; this is what "inspired" means: literally the word of God.

Not every point stands as a joke by itself. I think this is intended to be read as pompous idiocy from a political class that would sell out every institution of the people and indeed the people themselves... and comfort themselves that every treachery, folly, or murderous lunacy was "Constitutional".

Anonymous llsepher January 10, 2017 5:56 AM  

@Alec Rawls

I didn't make a typo. Point #6 directly contradicts point #7 because America was NEVER envisioned as a proposition nation. It was a White Ethnostate, quite to the contrary. That one fly over your head?

Anonymous Paul (formerly Saul) Ryan of Oshkosh January 10, 2017 7:34 AM  

"Who are you, Lord?" Saul Ryan asked.

"I am JUDEO-CHRIST, for whom you are not cucking enough."

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros January 10, 2017 8:22 AM  

@108 Oh yeah, that was the guy who said "Judeo-Christ died on the cross, therefore genetics doesn't affect brains," right?

Blogger Bodo Staron January 10, 2017 10:49 AM  

Oh this is is great. I have to see if I can steal this and adapt / translate for Germany. We have plenty of cucks.

Blogger Alec Rawls January 10, 2017 1:27 PM  

"Point #6 directly contradicts point #7 because America was NEVER envisioned as a proposition nation. It was a White Ethnostate."

So it's an inside joke, and a very poor one at that. The CONSTITUTION does not define a white ethnostate. It is no contradiction of the constitution to welcome many of those from other races that share a commitment to liberty under law and to Christian morality (which most religions other than Islam do in large degree).

Framing an ideology in the narrowest possible terms, down to minute secret-handshake understandings of highly questionable propositions, is a great way to disappear. I like Vox. I want MORE people to read him, warts and all, because race IS important. The only group that has ever demonstrated a willingness to extend equal rights beyond itself is white men (white women no way), making it very unwise to let in numbers of other races sufficient to overturn white male morality.

Others can come in as they prove themselves, and we are a big enough country that we can let then in TO prove themselves. Obviously that excludes all orthodox Muslims, and those orthodox Muslims who are here already should all be prosecuted for their perfectly explicit conspiracy to commit endless mass murder "until all religion is for Allah alone" (Koran verse 8.39).

It takes politically incorrect speech to sort these things out and Vox is a champion of political incorrectness. Yay Vox. But sorry, turning "cuckservative" into a NEW form of politically correct speech will shrink him away.

Anonymous Philipp January 10, 2017 2:32 PM  

Rod Dreher is a cuckservative but is not completely blind:

"What’s more, increasingly fewer people on the right are going to listen to conservatives like me, because they see us as holding to outdated principles that are incapable of stopping the left-wing power grab."

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/left-wing-cultural-politics-who-whom/

Blogger Quicksilver75 January 11, 2017 1:53 AM  

No doubt Jack Kumbaya Kemp is smiling down warmly upon this. Or maybe his proxy Vin Weber can give it a living Cuck blessing.

As humorous as this list is, it is also terrifying to realize how it controlled the movement for 40 years. Dang, 4 decades were thrown away because of this.

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